Zombies Eat Brains You’re Safe Shirt Funny Sarcastic Quote Zombie Horror
The Zombies Eat Brains You’re Safe Shirt turns a classic zombie apocalypse warning into a funny sarcastic quote with a sharp insult hidden inside: zombies eat brains, so anyone without one is completely safe. The oversized lettering makes the brainless joke and funny saying readable instantly, giving the design a blunt dark humor edge
Made for zombie fans, horror lovers, sarcastic friends, apocalypse survivors, gamers, haunted house crews, and anyone who enjoys stupid people humor, ironic quotes, offensive comedy, and insult shirts. It works for Halloween parties, zombie walks, horror conventions, movie nights, casual streetwear, and year-round dark humor. It also makes a funny gift or present for friends, partners, coworkers, and family members who can handle being called brainless
This original DOPESNAG artwork was personally created by the designer behind the brand. Buying through the official DOPESNAG store directly supports the original artist and keeps unauthorized sellers and imitation marketplaces from profiting from copied artwork
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: DOPESNAG Official Store
- Email: contact@support.shop.dopesnag.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Zombies Eat Brains You’re Safe Shirt Funny Sarcastic Quote Zombie Horror Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
